Does pineapple actually make your cum style higher? An investigation.

As Intercourse and the Metropolis’s Samantha Jones as soon as mentioned, “Honey, they do not name it a job for nothing.”

And, as you may need guessed from the headline, we’re speaking about blowjobs. Particularly, whether or not consuming pineapple impacts the style of your, err, semen. In layman’s phrases — and please do pardon the graphicness — does it make your cum style higher?

This burning query is one which’s at present doing the rounds on TikTok, with many claiming that the tropical fruit holds a secret energy. As with many supposed ‘details’ being circulated on social media, we now have to ask: is there any reality to this?

By no means one to shrink back from uncomfortable topics, I made a decision it was incumbent upon me to resolve this concern and to research whether or not consuming copious quantities of pineapple will make your spunk much less funky (I am sorry).

After talking to 2 docs, we will safely say that it is somewhat bit extra sophisticated than TikTok creators may have you consider.

Males’s well being skilled GP Dr. Jeff Foster from H3 Well being informed Mashable that greater than 80 p.c of semen is made up of water. “The remainder of it incorporates the next: amino acids, citric acid phosphorous potassium, zinc, calcium, sodium potassium, and numerous enzymes,” mentioned Foster. “The proportions of those have developed over a whole bunch of 1000’s of years to assist sperm because it makes its journey in the direction of to an egg for replica.”

Altering the style of semen would imply altering these core elements, mentioned Foster. “There are not any high quality research which have actually checked out this as it’s a troublesome factor to justify getting funding for,” he added. “Nevertheless there are specific meals which can be imagined to make semen style sweeter, i.e. these excessive in fructose/glucose (for instance pineapple, orange juice, kiwi).”

Foster mentioned that in actuality, consuming these fruits is unlikely to make a distinction to semen style. “If it did, it could alter the constituents of the medium that the sperm is in and probably harm it. Semen is sort of fully shielded from what you eat,” he defined.

The concept itself does not make a lot sense, in line with Foster. “In case you eat pineapple, it goes into your abdomen, is then digested, goes into your liver and blood and ultimately small facets of it damaged down many occasions, are used to make extra semen merchandise sooner or later,” he mentioned. “It isn’t linked immediately in any respect and even when it did, it could take weeks.”

Dr. Dmitry Loktionov — a gynaecologist and sexual well being specialist who developed CBD lube Quanna — agreed that there’s inadequate analysis into the topic to show that pineapples have an effect. “Not a lot analysis has been performed on the topic, but in addition there are not any particular indications that the composition of sperm modifications after consuming pineapple,” mentioned Loktionov. “Usually, a nutritious diet will contribute to more healthy or ‘higher tasting’ sperm, in comparison with an unhealthy, junk meals food plan and smoking, alcohol and many others.”

Loktionov mentioned that the identical rule is true for individuals with vulvas. “Vaginal pH modifications with girls’s general well being and food plan because it incorporates lots of micro organism — Lactobacillus, for instance — which reply to such modifications. However particularly saying that pineapple will change its style will not be right. It is about extra main modifications to your food plan,” he defined.

Foster added that the perfect factor to do is drink loads of fluid, which could assist dilute any style, and to maintain good hygiene.

Sorry to anybody that is been bulk-buying pineapples. On the upside, your physique’s in all probability loving the Vitamin C increase.